A SmileEvery one of us needs a heart felt smile. Man, woman and yes even a small child. Because a smile is worth more than money or fame. It fills you up causing your emotions to enflame. Giving you the feeling of warmth deep within your heart. Rolling down to the depths of your soul where a fire may spark. Through your internal organs while temptation may just take hold. Making you feel good all over but never really in control. A rush in your adrenalin accumulating deep within. To when you're believing that this must be a sin. Your emotions now exploding deep within your heart. Causing your soul to become a vital part. Taking total control over you feeling way to good to be true. Exploring our minds while we find ourselves getting lost in the mist of time. Even if it's only for a second in time. It is the greatest gift you will ever find. And the best thing about it you don't have to pay a dime or any type of fee. I'm telling you my friend it's totally free. It belongs to you to give to anyone you wish. And I'm giving it to you in the form of a gift.
A guy walks into a bar with his horse and offers $100 to anybody who can make the horse laugh. Only one guy says he can do it, and he whispers something in the horse's ear. Sure enough, the horse laughs his head off.So the following week, the guy is back in the bar with his horse again, but his time he offers $200 to anyone who can make the horse cry. The same guy comes up to him, then whispers to the horse and they go off to the bathroom. Amazingly, when they come back, the horse is sobbing. The horse's owner goes over to the other guy, and says:"Hey, I just gotta know - how did you do that?""Simple," he replies,"last week I told him I had a bigger cock than him. This week I showed him...."
....Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air > conditioner. ' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?' 1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!' 1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?' 2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!' 3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.' 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?' 3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker
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