Im a paramedic,musician(drummer in Analog Theory)contract killer,ant stomper, incessant smart ass,joker,I dont take life too seriously because in the end we wont get out alive. There are a few people on this planet that call me Dad, and its an honor and a privilage and love those little bastards bigger than the sky! Love my family and friends, like hanging out, im easy to get along with and most of the time i dont have pants on. Just like Borat, i like to have sexytime with American girls. My biggest fear besides clowns is being the creepy old dude at the club, so i stick to dive bars and truck stops where i can feel like Larry at the Regal Beagle, sans chest hair and medallion. toilet jokes and people farting makes me laugh and im not ashamed to admit it. Im sure ill be denied ALOT of friend requests now, but oh well. I also tend to hump unsuspecting objects,i.e statues, bikes with chrome baskets, bartop poker machines and platonic friends. you have been warned.