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Born on August 8th
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31 Year Old
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Female
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From Lafayette, CO·
Joined on May 4, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 8th
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I have a crush on someone!
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Basics -Stacie -2- -Lakewood, Co -Went to school to be a chef Likes -Music -eyeliner -hello kitty -Having fun Dislikes -People who type like an asshole -girls who complain too much -guys who bend over backwards for a girl who doesn't care
31 Year Old
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Female
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From Lafayette, CO·
Joined on May 4, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 8th
·1 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
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Mason Black Breaking Laces Hellogoodbye Mark Chesnutt Summertime Dropouts The Word Alive A Skylit Drive Jason Aldean Hot Chelle Rae Eyes Set To Kill New Found Glory Foster The People OK Go Saosin Shania Twain Shiny Toy Guns Jessie J Silverstein Robin Thick La Roux The Cranberries Matchbox Twenty will.i.am Framing Hanley CeeLo Green Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Matt Nathanson James Blunt Saving Abel Matt and kim Fleetwood Mac Puddle of Mudd The Academy Is... Basshunter brokeNCYDE MIA Brooks & Dunn Family Force 5 Arctic Monkeys Beastie Boys Angels and Airwaves Cute Is What We Aim For Chris Young A Rocket To The Moon Ben Folds The Decemberists Billy Currington Blue October Creed The White Stripes Breathe Carolina Alice in Chains David Archuleta Hawthorne Heights Alan Jackson Mindless Self Indulgence Alesana Dashboard Confessional Atreyu Hey Monday Snow Patrol Yeah Yeah Yeahs Anberlin Chevelle Metro Station Travie McCoy
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ZombieMistress I will show my boobs to anyone who buys me a fupony....That's how desperate I am
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked,"What can I do for you?" The man said,"Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said,"There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked,"Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said,"We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."
These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time. The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face,"You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up." The second one laughed at her and said,"No, no, that's nothing! You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared."The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and didn't say a thing for a few minutes. Then she reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud thud!She said,"Now THAT'S a good date!!"
Once there was a little boy who was curious about what a strip club was like so one day he decided to sneak into one. Once he was in, he watched as the strippers danced. He watched until they started taking of their clothing. That's when he bolted out the door and started running down the street and into a man. The man asks the boy,"What's wrong young man? You look like you just saw a ghost!". The little boy replies,"My mommy and daddy told me that if I ever watched anybody undress, I'd turn to stone...and all of a sudden I felt something hard!".
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said,"I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.""What did you do?" the other nuns asked."Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said,"Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!""Oh my!" gasped the other nuns."What did you do?" they asked."I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.
The Original Joke of the Day The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession."Of course, my son," said the priest."Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.""That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest."It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man."Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest."Thanks, Father," said the old man."That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?""Of course, my son," said the priest.The old man asked,"Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
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