>
>THE BLONDE YEAR IN REVIEW
>
> January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too
> tight.
>
>
> February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles
>wouldn't
> fit into the typewriter.
>
>
> March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
> because the box said "2-4 years."
>
>
> April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went
> out.
>
> May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit
> Into those little packets.
>
> June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a
> lake with a slope.
>
> July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
> complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their
> arms.
>
> August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into
> their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to
> rain and the top was down.
>
> September - When asked what the capital of California was:
> Answered "C."
>
>
> October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.
>
> November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions
>said
> 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
>
> December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any
> phone button.
>
>
> REMEMBER THAT REDHEADS ARE BLONDES LEFT OUT IN THE RAIN TO RUST!
