* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a john deere tractor.
* Forgive your enemies. It fucks with their heads.
* Do not corner something you know is meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relitives.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
* If you dig yourself into a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'
* It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest Troublemaker you'll ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin'.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that cames from bad judgment.
* Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
