*I have no desire whatsoever to be a grown up, and in fact I intend to fight that inevitability with all good faith, form, function and imagination. To put it simply, yes my inner child can beat the hell outta your’s.
*I really do have a happy dance; I think everyone has one even if they can't admit it to themselves. It’s a blockage somewhere that inches its way up your spine though I’m quite sure it starts in your rectum somewhere around the age of thirty that tells you- you don’t. I think some call this adulthood, others call it the hill, and I just call it becoming an ignorant asshole. I highly recommend dancing by yourself as often as possible; with your help we can end this tragedy of loss of innocence, spontaneity and simple free fun.
*A Dream, is the most often thing wasted.
* I am not a fool because I do not see what you see, nor hear what you hear, for you are the fool for thinking I should.
* I talk to myself quite often, more often than not and boy, do I have some great conversations.
*My favorite heels are my six year old holey sneakers that have seen my best days.
