Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness?
How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
