Dear Beer,
I have been thinking about you lately, just wanted to let you know I miss your natural blonde head and dark tan body. I miss your taste, and I talk to my friends about you all the time. I saw you on tv the other day, it was so wierd. Anyways, I get off of work early today, when I get home, do you want to slip into my 22oz bottle? I know you fill it so well, your bottle is nice, but that tall glass is so you. And in the bottle its hard to see the carbonation. Maybe we can work on the Jeep together, I will put a dust mask on you while I sand. Oh you want to bring your friends to help? Ok with me! You know, I installed a bottle opener in the garage. Yeah it's bolted to the wall. Well, I gotta get back to work, I will see you soon.
