YOU ARE FROM OKLAHOMA IF....
1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha.
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> 2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are
> sissies.
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> 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
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> 4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
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> 5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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> 6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
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> 7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
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> 8. You hear people say "ya'll"instead of you guys.
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> 9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
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> 10. You measure distance in minutes.
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> 11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."
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> 12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
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> 13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
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> 14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
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> 15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
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> 16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
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> 17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
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> 18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
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> 19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a
> four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other
> go first.
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> 20. You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.
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> 21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and
> bait all in the same store.
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> 22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
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> 23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.
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> 24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.
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> 25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
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> 26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your friends.
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> Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this
> conversation:
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> "You wanna get a coke?"
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> "Yeah."
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> "What kind?"
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>Dr. Pepper
