subject: Woman's Prayer (MADE FOR ME!!) revised by buddy c....
post date: 2006-11-05 17:50:28
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's not a lazy bo peep.
One who's beautiful, smart and strong,
One who's "kitty" is tight and fits in a thong.
One who thinks before she speaks,
When she promises to call, she won't wait weeks.
I pray that she is gainfully employed,
And when I ask to put both are checks in a joint account she won't be annoyed.
One who cooks me breakast on the weekend and packs my lunch,
massages my back and begs to go down on me after SHE'S been carpet munched!
Oh! Send me a woman who will make love to my soul,
knows just what to say when I ask "Can the guys come over for the superbowl?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this woman will love me to no end,
And never attempts to screw my best friend.
One who's faithful and not always bitching,
One who stays faithful and doesn't come home itching!
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at this biotch you sent me instead
please help!!!
amen.
