A NEW WAY TO APPROVE A WOMEN
(In the way of a Credit Application)
Name
Last First Middle
Address:
Address City State Zip
Telephone: Home # Work# Cell#
Date of Birth: Age
SS#
Weight Height
Ethnicity: (check) Black Hispanic White
Other
Do you live with any of the following: (circle)
Grandmother, Parents, Mother, Father, bOYfriend, Baby Daddy, Alone, Shelter, Husband, Auntie, Other
Any Children (circle yes or no) Yes No
If yes, how many
How many Baby Mamas? If more than one, please name below.
Use separate sheet of paper if need more room.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Ever been married (circle ) Yes No If yes, how many times
Are you or have you ever been with another women? (circle one) Yes No (If you answer "Yes" STOP RIGHT HERE!!)(" And have her fill out an application also").
Do you owe child support? Yes No Don't Know
*If your ex-husband, ex-boyfriend is getting state benefits (childcare, food stamps, etc), then you owe somebody something. Especially tax payers. Stop here and go take care of your dame kids be responble most men do with no question asked.
Was the last man you was with ever on the Down Low? (circle one) Yes No
(If you answer "Yes" STOP RIGHT HERE!!) (go to the doctor in get check out you know you where fucking him with out a condom)
Education:
Did you graduate from high school? (circle ) Yes No
Name of high school (if yes)
Have you received any of the following?
(Circle One) GED Diploma Nothing
*If you did not complete any of the above, please Stop here and return to school.
Any college? (circle one) Yes No Still Enrolled:Yes No
Graduated
Have you ever been to jail? (circle one) Yes No
If yes, what for? (be very specific)
Have you ever been to prison? (circle one) Yes No
*If you have answered yes to the above question, please Stop here and call your P.O. immediately.*
Employed? (circle) Yes No *If no, please Stop here?
If yes, where and how long?
Do you have health insurance? Yes No
When did you last visit the dentist?
When was the last time you have been to the doctor? _ Yes No
What for?
List any (all) illnesses. Use separate sheet of paper if needed.
Do you have or have you had any of the following?
(please circle all that may apply)
Hepatitis A or B or C, Herpes, Mononucleosis, HIV/AIDS, The Bird Flu, West Nile Virus, Crabs, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, SARS , Head Lice, Ringworms, Boils, Sex Change, Shingles, Meningitis , Measles, Mumps, Ebola Bunions Virus, A Cold, Something that you can't spell or just plane old stuped no need to go any futher.
*If you have circled any of these, Stop here do NOT turn in your application. See the doctor immediately!
Have you or do you ever used or (ingested in any way) any of the following: (circle all that apply) Crack/Cocaine Heroin Paint Markers Ecstasy Glue Bad pills Snuff Anything under the kitchen sink
*Please use a separate sheet of paper to compile a list of goals and accomplishments
If this is just a BOOTY CALL(stop right here there a sepert application to fill out) called "Booty Call agrement novice or x-rated" These can be found right here in my blogs.
Careing is sharing so how do you feel about sharing your man with your
female friends
(circle all that apply) yes - no - maybe -sometimes - not at all -
dipends on my mode
would you fuck your man's hommie when he's not around?
Yes No (If you answer "Yes" STOP RIGHT HERE!!)
Or does it depend on how he treeted you before fucking his hommie
(explain use seprted paper)
By signing below, you agree that all of the information given above is true to the best of your knowledge. For my or (our) protection, you may be asked to provide the following information upon request: state ID, birth certificate, recent payroll stub, a recent clean bill of health from a certified physician or practitioner. Falsifying information may result in termination of this relationship (if applicable), and a severe a** whooping by my project cousins Peaches, Shay-Shay, Dee Dee , Lil Kat, Moet or all of the above.
Applicants Signature Date:
Print Name :
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enjoy yourselfstay safe and keep it clean if possible(LOL).
Cum visted us @ NYC SEXY THICK WOMEN (BBW's & BHM's)
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NYCSEXYTHICKBBW_SWINGERS_BHM
Get N2 a new kind of place 2B
JUST PEOPLE BEING PEOPLE
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