A Philosophical Moment....Meditative Thoughts.....
I have been called many things in my lifetime. I have been judged based merely on my actions, opinions, and outlook on life. I have been through so much, endured so many hardfalls. Suffered through many trials and tribulations. And by no means does that make me better or worse than anybody else.
We all have are vices, bad and good habits, and day to day routine. There are things we do and say repeatedly that have absolutely no reasonable explanation. We truly don't know (well at least not consciously) why we do what we do sometimes. And we can blame it on outside ifluence, peer pressure, society, alcohol. But it takes a real mature and responsible person to be accountable for all that he or she says or does.
Well, I am a man of my word, and I take full responsibility for what I do, say, and think. I am accountable for my actions. I thought about this for awhile, and I feel it's time for me to just let it out. So I will say this......
I LIKE TITTIES!!!! I'm not ashamed.....I'M NOT ASHAMED! I like em all. The real big ones with stretch marks by the rib cage. The small ones the will NEVER make cleavage. The ones that are all over the place whenever a woman does something rigorous, like jumping or running. The fake perky ones that look like 2 perfectly round oranges that just float like they have anti-gravity boots on. The ones that when a woman lays down, they gradually drift down to the armpit. The ones that remind you of opening a can of biscuits when she takes off her bra. The ones that look like they're gonna be spectacular in her bra, but since she's wearing one of those new Victoria's Secret bras, they're not, so you demand that she put the bra back on. The ones they have the little brown speck of a nipple that always poke out like it's always cold in the room. The ones that have the nipples that look like silver dollar pancakes. I like em when they're oiled up. I like em with tan lines. I like em fully tanned. I like em when the woman sprinkles glitter on em. I like em when they do tricks (clockwise....whoa counterclockwise, you're gifted!).
There I said it. I like what I like, and I know it. I accept it. So call me what you want, just do it wearing a tight sweater. ;)
But hey, this is just my opinion......my word ain't law.......
