So I was on a date last night O.o when billy calls me at 4:30 in the morning to tell me that hes drunk...
i tell him to meet me at my house in 20 minutes cause i m in charles city and he says "i dont know im really drunk.... and people have been messing with me and the last time i was drunk** *trails off* i gotta go" and hangs u. :o i call billy back and make him PROMISE me that he will meet me at my house he says ok
we get back to clarksville (which takes forever because we almost hit lke ten gagillion aniimals >.<) and i call him to see where he is and he is IN my house Oo.
I arrive home and say goodbye to my date, with one of those dont call me ill call you kind of lines, go inside and Billy is half passed out in my arm chair XD. So i ask him whats up and he says "i dont want to talk about it, pack me a bowl" and swings his bag into my face.lol
I take it from him and while im packing a bowl tells me about how he got his sister some presents out of peoples yards.:P I pass it to him. and he says "no, you hit it. im tore up from the floor up". rofl
So im smokign a bowl while he tells me about everthing that happened during the evening, in cluding possibly losing his checkbook in someones yard. *slaps forehead* so he tells me to pinch a little out of his bag (i am not smoking any of it incase he wonders why his sack is so low in the morning) he says i gotta go before i throw up and walks out of the door and imediately pukes over the side of the deck railing LMFAO
so i decide to walk him home lol and he has to stop half way through the trip (about 50 ft) to text someone lol i get him home and start walking back to my place when i see this amazing cat that looks nearly identical to my cat who dissapeared... opium... I got him to follow me home and aproach me and i imediately fall head over heals in love. he was identical to my opium all black except he has little white gloves on i cant bring him inside cause my mom is allergic to cats so i take some tuna outside to feed him (im trying to get him to stick around so i can take him to my dads farm)
go back inside turn on the computer and i start to hear people talking outside and im thinking BILLY you had better stay in that traler. lol start talking to my favorite bunch of people (s&s) when i hear a knock at the door. i think ({[its either billy or the cops]}) (cause i have all the stuff billy got for his sister on my deck) lol so i go to the door and its billys sister. i recapped the whole night and by the time it was done she was rolling.
It was an interesting night to say the least... throughout most of it it. It was a night made for hollywood a buddy comedy with love animals and surprise visits in the middle of the night... now how the fuck am i gonna get to sleep after all that excitement!!??!?!
** billy got in A SHITLOAD of trouble last time he was drunk
