A Transylvanian Christmas Party
[To the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" - A Christmas Carol]
A Transylvanian Christmas party...what a grand affair!
I got my invitation yesterday and I'll be there.
So will Brad and Janet 'cos they finally fixed that spare.
And we'll Time Warp till we can dance no more,
Collapse on the floor,
And we will Time Warp till we can dance no more!
A Transylvanian Christmas party...everybody come!
I understand Frank will unveil his new phenomenum.
He's blond and tanned like Rocky, but he's nowhere near as dumb.
And we'll Time Warp until we go insane,
Again and again,
And we will Time Warp until we go insane!
A Transylvanian Christmas party...bet I'll see you there!
Columbia will sing and dance as though she were on air.
I hope this time she doesn't trip and land up on the stair.
And we'll Time Warp with hands on hips all night,
Step to the right,
And we will Time Warp with hands on hips all night!
A Transylvanian Christmas party...who could ask for more?
I want to be the first one to arrive, so I'll be sure
That when I knock, it will be Riff who opens up the door.
And we'll Time Warp till madness takes its toll,
Can't keep control,
And we will Time Warp till madness takes its toll!
A Transylvanian Christmas party...what a sheer delight!
They tell me Frank has planned a brand new floor show for that night,
But this time, Rocky has been trained on how to get it right.
And we'll Time Warp until the life has gone,
We will rock on,
And we will Time Warp till all the life has gone!
A Transylvanian Christmas party...gonna have a ball!
Magenta, well-secluded in the darkness, will see all.
I hear that Eddie can't attend..he took a nasty fall.
And we'll Time Warp, so dig it if you can,
Muscle-man fan,
And we will Time Warp, so dig it if you can!
