Alcohol vs. Water
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli
(E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering, and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.