Life is all about ass.
You're either married to an ASS
divorcing an ASS
or trying to forget an ASS.
You're either working your ass off,
sweating your ass off,
laughing your ass off,
kicking ass,
kissing ass,
spanking ass,
hauling ass,
wiping ass,
busting ass,
shaking your ass,
or trying to get a piece of ass!
Or, you ARE an ass?
If you agree with this.... pass the ass (_!_)