So, I said to myself, "Self, you should introduce yourself to these fine folks because, well, you just should." Seven of the ten voices in my head whispered their agreement. Majority rules...
My name is Sarah Leigh, but folks call me Kloey. I'm twenty-two and I reside in the great state of Florida. I no longer so much as bat an eyelash or two when it comes to hurricanes and the like. In fact, I don't mind 'em; we need the rain.
I am somewhat silly and I adore lame jokes. As an example, I'll share with you one of my most favorite jokes. Why'd the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell Station. As you can see, I am easily amused. I can entertain myself for an unseemly amount of time with a coloring book (crayons, too) and/or my handy dandy jump rope.
I operate a small mail-order business from the comfort of my home. I process the orders via the internet. It's an income with wonderful flexibility, which I require for my real job, which is caring for my nephew until the issue of custody has been resolved. He keeps me running around, stubbing my toes on plastic tractors and whatnot. He's almost fifteen months old and he believes my hip was designed specifically to hold him.
I have two dogs, Leroy and Gabby, both of whom believe they are lap dogs, though they're entirely too large. They live in my yard and bark a great deal. My cat, Lyle, busies himself with super important matters such as sleeping and eating. He has been known to, every so often, take time out of his busy schedule to grace me with his presence. Snickers is his new partner in crime. She hails from the state of Ohio, but I don't hold it against her. To top it off, my brother brought me a flying squirrel and his name is Chico. He now lives in my closet. I know how terribly you envy me!
Being that I have approximately three feet of hair, I have an ongoing relationship with my curlers and hairspray. Where would I be without Hotstix? Let's not forget bobby pins. A girl must never forget her bobby pins.
Currently, I do not play any instruments, though I mean to learn to play the piano and the guitar. I sing throughout the day, much to the detriment of those within earshot. (It's simply tragic. You really should remember these folks in your prayers.) I have finally been convinced to lend my voice, such as it is, to our monthly Singspiration Service. (Again, you should pray for these brave souls.)
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, FOLKS! Contact me now and you'll receive an informative, if possibly brief, response.
