[1]. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
Let’s see I know what you’re thinking . . . She’s not wearing underwear, she’s never wearing underwear . . . And you’d be right about that, except that I do wear them to work and yesterday I wore black boy shorts and tomorrow I will wear baby blue lace up ones . . . HA so there nosey know it all fuckers
[2.] Honestly, do you think Johnny Depp is attractive?
Honestly I’d fuck him with your dick . . . Well c’mon I don’t have one of my own, I own substitutes but we all know only the real thing is good enough
[3.] Honestly, have you done something bad today?
No I was a good girl all fucking day just like every other god damned day I tread through this god forsaken hell I call a life
[4.] Do you swear when your mad?
I would swear at the priest at my own damn wedding if I felt like it
[5.] Are you normally a happy person?
Oh yeah I am so happy I make the fucking Wiggles look suicidal . . . I ooze joy and happiness from every damn pore on my body
[6.] What can make you happy?
Hmmm, a good job . . . A good blow job, or a good hand job, or hell even a good finger job at this point
[7.] Does being with your friends make you happy
Only is they are participating in the above mentioned activities
[8.] Do you believe in yourself?
Well you sure as hell aren’t going to are you? You lazy fucker
[9.] When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy?
Oh yeah, really I jump around in circles and chase my tail
[10.] Honestly, are you in denial?
You stupid bastards I am not falling for this . . . If I answer yes then I can’t be in denial because I recognize the fact and if I say no then it is apparent that I must be because I don’t recognize it . . . I’m not an idiot you moron
[11.] Honestly, do you watch The Disney Channel?
Yeah I sit and masturbate while watching Kim Possible . . . Can’t get enough of teenage animated girls . . . Not only does that make me a pedophile but I need them to be animated on top of it . . . Woo-hoo I am moving up in the world
[12.] Honestly, have you done something bad today?
I already so no, but I will say this . . . Stay away from the cucumbers
