Animal Jokes
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
Upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,
“Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through
the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe
looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the
rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
“Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with
us through the pretty forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so good!” The
elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and
starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come
across a lion about to shoot up... “Lion my friend, why do you do
this?
Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest,
you will feel so good!” The lion
looks at him, puts down his needle,
and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and
elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, “Lion, why did
you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!” The lion answers, “That
little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours
every time he’s on ecstasy!”