A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with traps. He was wearing his usual Jeans and a T-shirt. As they walkded through the Ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy!! He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and both his feet while pounding on his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited by the lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitmnt, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor ape a bit by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, makin noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. The husband then said, "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him." This drove th gorilla absolutely crazy!! He began to do flips.
Then all of a sudden the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and SLAMMED the cage door shut!
Yelling "Now tell him you have a headache!!"
