I'm sorry
that my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
If i wanted big boobs i would have found a girl with big boobs in the first place!
I'm sorry
that I'm not anorexicly skinny enough for you to see my ribs.
GREAT!! now i dont have to worry about taking you to a doctor or a rehab!! have you ever seen an overweight crackhead or meth addict?
I'm sorry
that I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
If thats the case then how did you end up as my girl??
I'm sorry
that I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
YOU MAY NOT BE A PLAYBOY MODEL BUT THATS NOT REASON FOR YOU NOT TO BE A PORN STAR IN THE BEDROOM, GET OVER IT
I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body that turns you on.
well apparently it turns me on enough to try and stick my dick in it everynight
BUT MOST OF ALL....
I'm sorry that most guys cant accept a girl for who she really is.
I accepted you long time ago when you became my girl.i'm just sorry youre so insecure about yourself and cant seem to get over it and in the meantime this relationship is suffering do to it.