Little Johnny and Grandpa go fishing...
Grandpa asks little J to pass him some coffee,
little johnny asks, " can I have some?"
"Well little J," Grandpa asks "can you take out your dick, put it in your ass, and fuck yourself?"
"No Grandpa, I can't, replies little J."
"Then no coffee!"
Later that day, Grandpa asks little johnny to pass him a beer, "can I have some Grandpa?" johnny asks as he gets the beer.
"Can you take out your dick, put it in your ass and fuck yourself?" Grandpa asks again.
"No Grandpa, I already told you I can't"
"Then no Beer, Johnny."
Later that night, after they are headed home from fishing grandpa asks little Johnny, "are you gonna share the fish that you caught today, Johnny?"
"Well Grandpa, can you take your dick out, stick it in your ass and fuck yourself?"
"Why yes, little Johnny I can!"
"Then why don't you go fuck yourself Grandpa?"
FAMILY LOVE!!!!!!!!!