There has been a recent epidemic being spread by the Canukistanian Government and PK to take over the world.This infectious infection has been aptly named "Beaver-Flu" and is being released all over the interwebs.No one person is safe and/or immune.If you have internets access you are advised not to send PK any fubucks AT ALL!
Symptoms: include the extreme miss use of the letter "U" and those god damned smiley things. :(
Do the world a favor and dont send anything!(not even smarties)
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