My buddy asks me to stop by and, while talking to him, he grunts 'There's your christmas present' and points at this black pack on his table.
I say 'inside the pack' and he goes'no it is the pack'.
Inside is, first off the Zombie Survival handbook (Max Brooks) and an absolutely wicked ghurka style machete. There is a smaller pack inside with a first aid kit, some MREs and water in packets, a few carbon knives, a compass. In short everything you would need for a zombie uprising.
I look over and, kinda choked up, say "This is fucking awesome"
My friend, not missing a beat, says, "I made one for myself, thought you should have one as well"
I laughed so hard I almost needed an EMT.
