A Preacher was explaining that he
must move on to a larger congregation
that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation....
no one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships
in the City stands up and proclaims, ....
"If the Preacher stays, I will provide him
with a new Cadillac every year, and his
wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
their children!"
The congregation sighs in relief, and
applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur
and investor, stands and says, ....
"If the Preacher will stay on here,
I'll personally double his salary,
and also establish a foundation to
guarantee the college education of
all his children!"
More sighs and loud applause, .
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and
announces with a smile, "If the
Preacher stays, I will give him
sex!"
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her,
"Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you
to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is
now trying to hide, holding his fore
head with the palm of his hand, and
shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replies, ."Well, I
just asked my husband how we could
help, and he said, ....
"Screw the Preacher!"
