A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because
she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, she said,
"Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go
to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex
and tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
She looked up again and said,
"Never mind…. I found one."