>> > The Cremated Husband
>>
>> Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
> ashes home.
>> Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio
> table.
>> Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to
> him....
>>
>> "Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
> insurance money!"
>> She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
> "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with
> the
> insurance money!"
>>
>> Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in
> the
> ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,
> with the insurance money!"
>>
>> Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman,
> remember that blow job I promised you?"
>> Here it comes..........
