America's Longest River
By: Misses Hippy
Artificial Clothing
By: Polly Ester
Breaking the Law
By: Kermit A. Krime
Broken Beds
By: Squeak E. Springs
The Color of Eggs
By: Summer Brown
Danger!
By: Luke Out
Don't Hurt Me!
By: I. Bruce Easley
Downpour!
By: Wayne Dwops
Errors and Accidents
By: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
The Fall of a Watermelon
By: S. Platt
Falling Trees
By: Tim Burr
French Overpopulation
By: Francis Crowded
History of Texas
By: Al E. Moe
Hours in the Bathroom
By: R. U. Dunnyett
House Construction
By: Bill Jerome Holme
How to Be Organized
By: Miss Place
How to Groom Your Yard
By: Ray Cleaves
I Didn't Do It!
By: Ivan Alibi
I Don't Get It
By: Anita Clew
I Love Crowds
By: Morris Merrier
I Need Insurance
By: Justin Case
I'll Do It Soon
By: Will B. Dunn
The Lion Attacked
By: Claudia Armoff
Mineralogy for Giants
By: Chris Tall
No Appreciation For Art
By: Drew Lousy
Old Furniture
By: Anne Teak
The Past to the Distant Future
By: I. C. All
Ripping Pants
By: Ben Dover
Rusty Bed Springs
By: I.P. Nightly
Snakes of the World
By: Anna Conda
Under the Bleachers
By: Seymore Butts
Where the Stars Are
By: Horace Cope
Why Don't Chickens Bark?
By: U. R. Stupid and I. M. Stupid
