My name is Sasha, and as of this point in my life that's about the only thing I'd like to set in stone. I have a masters degree in asshole- communication-skills, and am working on my PHD in opinionated-idiocy, niether of which I am all to proud of. I make for a grade A dork, and clumsiness seems like a stage I'm never going to grow out of. To add to my already impressive resume, I also have a black belt in procrastination, and an amazing nack for making all the right mistakes. I smile for no reason and laugh uncontrollably. I hardly ever sleep, so I might just seem crazy. I have horrendous posture. The things less experienced and more so cherrished are always better, in the same way that singing and applying makeup is always entertaining. And by "better" I really mean, the only thing I'm that good at. Photography, guitar, music, coffee, and people is my list of things I'll always be addicted to. I will always love to laugh and the rain will always call to me. Sarcasm continues to appeal to me, along with eyes that seduce. I'm just looking for that something that is worthwhile...I'm sorry I can be of no real benefit to your company...