MEN HAVE 2 HEADS AND W0MEN HAVE 4 LiPS THE AMERiCAN DENTAL ASS0CiATi0N SAYS SEMEN CUTS PLAQUE AND TARTAR BY 77%. SUCK A DiCK AND SAVE A SMiLE... iF U HAVE SEX 365 TiMES A YR AND U MELTED D0WN ALL DA C0ND0MS 2 MAKE A TiRE WHAT W0ULD U CALL iT? A FUCKiN G00DYEAR! SEX iS LiKE PLAYiNG SPADES. iF U D0N'T HAVE A G00D PARTNER, U BETTER HAVE A G00D HAND. BiG BAD W0LF T0LD LiL RED RiDiNG H00D LiFT UR T0P S0 i CAN SUCK UR TiTS. N0, SHE SAiD WHiLE LiFTiNG HER SKiRT, EAT ME LiKE THE FUCKiN B00K SAYS! A R00STER AND A CAT WERE PLAYiNG BY THE P00L. THE CAT FELL iN AND THE R00STER LAUGHED. THE CAT SAiD, A WET PUSSY ALWAYS MAKES A C0CK HAPPY! GiRLS HAVE UNiQUE MAGiC TRiCKS, THEY GET WET WiTH0UT WATER, BLEED WiTH0UT iNJURY, AND MAKE B0NELESS THiNGS HARD. SEND T0 1O FREAKS iN 3O MiNS. 0R U WiLL HAVE BAD SEX. Y0U'RE iT! THiS iS THE SEXY TRAiN, iF U RECEiVE THiS iT MEANS UR FUCKiNG SEXY iF U GET iT BACK Y0U'RE EVEN SEXiER. SEND 2 TEN PEOPLE 0R MiSS THE TRAiN"