(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. |
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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! |
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Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? |
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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. |
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Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here. |
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(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me! |
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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! |
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Bond. James Bond. |
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Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. |
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Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? |
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Do you come here often? |
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. |
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Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. |
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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! |
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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. |
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Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. |
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? |
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How was heaven when you left it? |
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I didn't know that angels could fly so low! |
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I have only three months to live. .. |
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I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. |
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. |
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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? |
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start. |
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. |
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If I followed you home, would you keep me? |
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If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. |
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? |
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My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. |
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So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams! |
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Stand still so I can pick you up! |
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Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! |
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What time do you have to be back in heaven? |
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What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking. |
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What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this? |
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What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle. |
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What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? |
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What's your sign? |
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Where have you been all my life? |
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Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? |
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Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? |
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Wow. |
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You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth. |
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You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. |
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Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. |
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Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. |
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[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken? |
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