- Bash'em Brandy from the fender to the bender - Red Swipe a splotch of mice on ice - Freeway Frappe' swirl of squirrel with a turnpike twist - Strawberry Quackery fermented foal fruit - Slipper Sipper creme d' windshield & elk stool gruel - Rubber Rum tread of the dead - Pigeon Collided the taste with an impact - Road Runner Slammer for the run through, rundown, runover feeling - Squirrelly Temple I.Q. brain juice - Squirming Organ isms critters you can't keep down - Crushed Coyote Cooler you'll howl all night - Gravel gimlet guess the mess Median Microbrew |
- Tire Tread Red
a mashed, slow brand
of rabbit hops
- Porcupine Porter
a quill-fully crafted brew
that sticks to you
- Possum Tail Ale
the hang out beer
- Grizz Wizz Amber
a fine mellow yellow
- Gopher Snout Stout
aged &naturally fermented
- Game-ey Beaujolais
a lush, ripe, median delight
- Mooselle White
a light, dry, ooze of moose
- Smeared Deer Sauvingnon
an aromatic, full bodie, fresh taste
- Rattlesnake Reisling
make you snake, raltle & roll
- Rare Rodent Rose
pureed pavement pleasure
- Whitetail Blanc
jumps out of you
- Hummingbird Goo Grenache
a flighty, well blended pink
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U-KILL'M RED ALE
BUCKWEISER
ARCTIC MICE
THE POEM
I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease.....
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of Christ to friends,
They'd laugh at me I'd fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry,
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die.
I went before the Lord,
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God held a book;
It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said
"Your name I cannot find.
I once was going to write it down...
But never found the time"
I asked God to take away my pain.
They said, No. It is not for us to take away you pain , but for
you to give it up.
I asked to make my handicapped child whole.
They said , No. Her spirit is whole , her body was only temporary.
I asked to grant me patience.
Ther said, No. Patience is a by product of tribulations: It isn't
granted , it is learned.
I ask to give me happiness
They said , No. We give you blessing . Happinessis up to you.
I asked to spare me pain
They said, No. Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares
and brings you closer to Us.
I asked to make my spirit growm.
They siad , No. you must grow on your own, but We will prune
you to make you fruitfull
I asked for all things that i might enjoy life. God
said , No . We will give you life so that you may
enjoy all things
I ask God to help me LOVE others, as much as They love me.
They said.....AHHHHHH, Finally you have the idea.
I'll be there
*When no one is there for you*
*And you think no one cares*
*When the whole world walks out on you*
*And you think you're alone*
*I'll be there*
*When the one you care about the most*
*Could care less about you*
*When the one you gave your heart to*
*Throws it in your face*
*I'll be there*
*When the person you trusted*
*Betrays you*
*When the person you share all your memories with*
*Cant even remember your birthday*
*I'll be there*
*When all you need is a friend*
*To listen to you whine*
*When all you need is someone*
*To catch your tears*
*I'll be there*
* When your heart hurts so bad*
* You cant even breathe*
* When you just want to crawl up and die*
*I'll be there*
*When you start to cry*
*After hearing that sad song*
*When the tears just won't*
*Stop falling down*
*I'll be there*
*So you see I'll be there until the end*
*This is a promise I can make*
*If you ever need me*
*Just give me a call and...*
*I'll be there...*