>A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not
>all that experienced either On their wedding night, she cowers naked
>under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and
>tries to be reassuring.
>
>"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry berry
>frighten.
>I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting
>you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which
>he hopes will impress her.
>
>She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want try someting I heard
>about... numbaa 69"
>
>Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..."You want...chicken wiff
>broccoli?!"
