Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom
decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if
my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the
house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then
re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry
hysterically.
It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that turkeys
lay eggs!
Yes, my sister is a BLONDE.