The date A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy."I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window."Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl."Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
HI SWEET~LEAF,,, YOUR JUST IN TIME 4 A WAKE AN BAKE!!! IMAGINE THAT!!!! THANX 4 THE RATES..... I GUESS THERES A PIC OF ME IN HERE,,, NOT SURE WHERE,,, LAST NITE,,,,, A BLURR!!! LUV
Beware As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked"Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk."Exactly what do you do here?" he asked."It's quite simple," said the receptionist."This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature.""Cool," said the guy."Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read,"Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing:"Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said,"Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
OK,CUTIE,,,2 THINGS!!! #1, FROM"ALL", YOUR PICS I NOTICED ONE THING! YOU HAVE VERY PRETTY EYES!!!!!!! #2,, FROM ONE PIC, THAT SAYS"TRUE LOVE", YOU'RE TAKIN!!!! AN THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!! LUCKY MAN!!! BUT ANYONE WHO KNOWS THE TUNE"SWEETLEAF", IS DEFINATELY WORTH TYPIN TO!!!!! SMOOCHY, THE REDHEADED BARBIE DOLL{AKA"PINKY"} IS #1 IN MY BOOK,,, BUT YOU MADE #2,"""""PRETTY EYES"""""
DAMM, I KEEP MISSIN YOU!!!! AN THAT SUCKS SWEETLEAF!!!!!LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE BIZZY RATIN MY PICS...... THANX,, WHEN I GET DONE HERE ILL GO DO A FEW OF YOURS.'''''''WELL I HOPE 2 CATCHYA SOON!!! <<>> :}
