A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of thclass was squirming around ,scratching his crotch,and not paying attention.She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite ambarrased and whispered that he had recently been circumcised and was quite itchy
The teacher told him to go down the princapal's office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.He did it and returned to his class.Suddenly,there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She want back to investigate only to find him sitting at his dest with his weenie hanging out.
"I thought i told you to call your mom!"she said.
"I did," he said,"and she told me that if i could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
KIDS-- DON'T YOU JUST LOVE 'EM?