THIS IS TO CERTIFY THAT KISSING IS PERMITTED IN
THESE PLACES:
1-IN THE DARK
2-IN THE PARK
3-IN A CAR
4-AT THE DOOR
5-ALONE AT HER PLACE
6--WHEN YOU FEEL THAT LOVE IS NEAR.
RULES FOR KISSING
1THE GIRL SHOULD NEVER REMOVE HER LIPS UNTILL HE DOES.
2--SHE SHOULD NOT TRADE KISSES WITH OTHER GUYS.
3BOYS SHOULD NEVER ASK FOR A KISS THEIR FREE.
4GIRLS ARE PERMITTED TO COME UP FOR AIR.
5GIRLS SHOULD NOT WEAR DARK LIPSTICK.
6GIRLS MAY SIT ON BOYS LAP IF DESIRED.
7GIRLS SHOULD CLING TO HIM AFTER ALL HIS DOING HIS BEST.
8---GIRLS SHOULD CLOSE HER EYES WHILE KISSING..
THIS LICENSE WAS ISSUED BY THE SUPREME COURT OF LOVE AND SHALL NEVER EXPIRE.
NOTE: AGE DOES NOT MATTER AS LONG AS BOTH ARE WILLING.
EXCEPTIONAL RULE: WHO EVER READS THIS MUST GIVE HIS OR HER LONGEST KISS TO THE PERSON WHO ALLOWS YOU TO READ IT. ONLY IF THE OPPOSITE SEX IS WILLING.
PRESIDENT: LOVE ME TRULY
VICE PRESIDENT:KISS ME QUICK.
SECERTARY: I AM WILLLING
DARLIN MOTHER
