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syn's blog: "Dumb Laws"

created on 05/14/2008  |  http://fubar.com/dumb-laws/b215637

Colorado

• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday. • Colorado law requires that wine be sold in containers of at least 24 ounces and spirits in containers at least a fifth of a gallon. But, at the same time, it also decrees that no alcohol beverage can be stored in hotel minibars in anything larger than miniature containers. • Colorado Springs: It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. • Crippe Creek: It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building. • Denver: The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park; It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor; It is illegal to mistreat rats; You may not drive a black car on Sundays. • Durango: It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex. • Have you ever had the urge to rip the tag from a pillow or mattress, despite the warning of dire penalties? Well, it's perfectly legal now, if you live in Colorado. The Governor formalized the law by gleefully tearing a label from a pillow at his office. "I've been worrying about the mattress inspector jumping through the window for years," he said. • In Colorado it's now legal to remove the furniture tags that say, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law." • In Denver, Colorado it is illegal for Barber's to give massages to nude customers unless it is for instructional purposes. • In Denver, it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor. • It is against the law in Pueblo, Colorado, to raise or permit a dandelion to grow within the city limits. • It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep in Logan County, Colorado. • It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM. • It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol. • It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. • It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver. • Logan County: It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. • No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. • Pueblo: It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits. • Sterling: Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight. • Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
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