A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, "Hello,
could you give me condom. I'm going to my
girlfriend's place for dinner
and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young
man leaves. He soon
returns and says, "Give me another condom because
my girlfriend's sister
is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner
when she sees me and I think I might strike it
lucky there too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the
boy is leaving he
turns back and says,"Go on, give me one more condom
because my
girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she
sees me she always
makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner,
think she is expecting
me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left,
the sister on his right and the mum facing him.
When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head
and starts praying,
"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all
you give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you
Lord for your
kindness."
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying,
keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his
girlfriend is even more
surprised than the others. She gets close to the
boy and says in his
ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a PHARMACIST..!"
