Once upon a time in a litter box not to far away....
The sexkitten ninja's from venus came to ambush us in the litterbox...
They raped pilliged and plundered, feasting on rotten carcases of mice and birds...
One of them contracted the ibola virus and took it back to venus, now we have no more sexkittens...
All of a sudden the writer died and here lies the last will and testament of a sick and depraved madman
next week...
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away there was a plasma erection, eistein was baffled by this occurance in space. He tried to disrupt the erectile disfunction by contemplating a black hole. This ofcourse led to the creation of medichloreants, traveling through time and space eventually YODA was born.
Now that i meditate on the subject, well yes its true they practised the sex act.
While finding nuclear blast properties within the erectile disfunction many are still unclear as to what exactly happens when pencils are made.
So now that i think of it, what is the meaning of life?
the answer ofcourse is 42 my friends...
next week.... the sexkittens from venus have revenge.