The ex and I got into it shortly before we broke up. We were screaming and yelling at each other, and she said something that caught me off guard. She told me I was a lousy lay. So naturally I was all :0!!! about it. She stormed out of our place and about 30mins later, there was a knock. It was her sister, they had made plans to go out. She asked if she was there and I told her no. She asked what was wrong and I told her we were arguing. She asked if I was okay, I told her Id get over it.
Her sister and I started talking, she was trying to cheer me up. Well, one thing lead to another and me and her sister ended up in the bedroom. We were fooling around and it went further. About 20mins into it, my ex came home and into the bedroom, and of course had to be a cockblock about the whole thing. She kicks open the door and has a fit and asks "What the fuck do you think youre doing?!?"
To which I smiled and replied "Getting a second opinion"