EMUZME2's blog: "DA MAYOR OF MUNCHKINLAND"

Ever had sex in a funeral home -- $100 Smoked pot -- $60 Did acid -- $80 Ever had sex at church -- $200 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $155 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the love of your life -- $100 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents bed -- $124 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20 Done oral -- $5 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 Stole something -- $10 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 Made a nasty home video -- $15 Had a threesome -- $50 Had sex in the wild -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 Went streaking -- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Played spin the bottle -- $5 Done something you regret -- $20 Had sex with your best friend -- $20 Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 Had anal sex -- $80 Lied to your mate -- $5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is"

Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. FEBRUARY=SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. #####. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match. MARCH=GORGEOUS Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.likes to keep theyre crushes kinda secret.pretty much flawaless If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days. APRIL=THUG Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize at you are very much alike in the next 2 days. MAY=LOVER Hella sexy, loves sex n makin luv, tends to be SOOOOO hott!!Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 mins. someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days. JUNE = LOST Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful.(?) Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days JULY=FLIRT You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an OCTOBER brithday. It is also more likely than that you have a massiverecord collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes. AUGUST=ATTITUDE outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month. SEPTEMBER=SEXY Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed.Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others. It is all about love and fairness.Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. ##### and does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days. OCTOBER=SWEETIE Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days. NOVEMBER=HOTTIE Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month. DECEMBER=BEAUTY This straight-up means ur the most good-looking Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best read About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Report Abuse | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace International ©2003-2007 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.

List your top 3: 1. God 2. Mom 3. Pimpslap(actual person but didnt want 2 use name) 1. Are you older than number 1? no 2. Are you younger than number 2? yes 3. How did you meet number 3? startn over a new life 4. If you were crying would 1 cheer you up? mostlikely but most people chalk it up 2 dumb luck,or good luck 5.Who's the loudest? Im sure God is but,yet chalk it up if u dont believe but 4 da sake of arugment i would say me 6. Who knows you the best? God and Pimpslap 7. Have you hugged any of them? 2 of them whats da pint young lady? 8. Who have you known the longest? Da Pimp Upstairs & my mom.But how much do we really tell our parents??? Still Whats da point?? 10. Who did you talk to last? All thee above! 9. have you danced with any of them? 2 of them,taught one of them 2 dance! 14. Are you taller than number one? None of them! 16. Have you ever gone out with any of them? out in public??? All da tyme,(no point 2 this question! 17. Which one of them is most likely to repost this? LOL none of them!!!! I AGREE BUT WHATS DA POINT BABY? UR IN LOVE,MUST B NICE! 18. Least likely? look at answer to number 17 19. Is any of the top 3 family? All of them family not always considered 2 b blood (I GOT BLOOD FAMO I WOULDNT MIND PUTTN SUM LED IN DAT ASS) 20. Has any of them ever kissed you? yep 21. Do you trust them all...if so who the MOST? ALL OF THEM I USUALLY DONT HAVE PEOPLE AROUND ME IF I DONT TRUST THEM INCLUDING BLOOD FAMILY(I GUESS IT CAUSE I FROM DA STREET LOYALTY IZ EVERYTHING!!!! 22. Are they all there for you? CHECK 21 23. If you could go back to change something about them would you? No way!! The reason I love all three of them very much is because I love them for who they are! I COULDNT AGREE MORE EVERYONE SHOULD ACCEPT MUTHAFUCKAS DA WAY THEY ARE OR LEAVE IT DA FUK ALONG. SORRY BABY GURL 4 JUMPIN N UR SHIT THIS WAY BUT,IF WERE GONNA DISCUSS REAL SHIT LETS B REAL BOUT IT ,U CANT TAKE A STANDPOINT FROM BEING IN LUV ,NOT THAT THATS A BAD THING BUT MOST PEOPLE THAT R SO CALLED IN LUV DO IT 4 DA WRONG REASONS WEATHER IT B 2 CHANGE SOMEONE(BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE NEED A PROJECT 2 FIX),LONEYNESS,FINICIAL STABILITY,PREGANACY(GETTIN MARRIED 4 DA KID & U KNOW U HATE UR MATE IZ WRONG,ALL I CAN SAY IS MENTAL DAMAGE 2 DA SHORTYZ THAT ANOTHER TOPIC WELL DISCUSS N DA FUTURE) WHATEVA, UNTIL U WALK A MILE N SOMEONE ELSE SHOES U DONT KNOW ,AND NO MATTER HOW HARD U GOT IT SOMEONE GOT IT WORST THAN U, SO ALL I CAN SAY IS LOVE URSELF, AND TREAT EVERYBODY DA WAY U WANT 2 B TREATED CAUSE KARMA A BITCH(REAL NAME GOD) P.S. DIRECT ALL HATE MAIL 2 DA MAYOR OF MUNCHKINLAN@WWW.DONT GIVE A FUK BOUT HATERS.COM LETS KEEP IT REAL WE ALL GROWN UPS! HATER WE DONT NEED UR OPION,KEEP HATE N 2 URSELF AND GOD BLESS U. HOLLA PEEPS THIS IS DA REAL Repost as my top 3 guys- if you're a girl Repost as my top 3 girls - if you’re a guy

List your top 3: 1. Ann (mom) 2. Troy 3. Lacie 1. Are you older than number 1? I freaking hope so she's my mom!!! 2. Are you younger than number 2? About a month 3. How did you meet number 3? In our 4th grade classroom (how cute is that!) 4. If you were crying would 1 cheer you up? Yes, my mom knows me best 5.Who's the loudest? hmm.....If my mom has been drinking, I would say her, but if you are talking about 911, I would say Troy AND if you just can't keep up with her smart ass and she finds you dull, then I would say Lacie 6. Who knows you the best? My mom 7. Have you hugged any of them? All three of them many times 8. Who have you known the longest? well I think it would be my mom since she knew me 9 months before I was even born 10. Who did you talk to last? Troy 9. have you danced with any of them? yes I have! 14. Are you taller than number one? LOL are you kidding me?! 16. Have you ever gone out with any of them? out in public??? LOL!! Yes, Troy is my main man! 17. Which one of them is most likely to repost this? LOL none of them!!!! 18. Least likely? look at answer to number 17 19. Is any of the top 3 family? My mom 20. Has any of them ever kissed you? yep 21. Do you trust them all...if so who the MOST? wow, it's really nice to realize I trust all three of them very much!!! If I would have to pick one, it would be my mom of course. I mean it's my mom for pete sakes! 22. Are they all there for you? Yes, very much. I feel very blessed 23. If you could go back to change something about them would you? No way!! The reason I love all three of them very much is because I love them for who they are! Repost as my top 3 guys- if you're a girl Repost as my top 3 girls - if you’re a guy

1 If ur in da mood 2 fight take ur ass 2 da hood & stop fukn it up 4 da rest of us!!( us meaning da folks dat actually came 2 have a good tyme & cut sumthing) 2 Just because u buy someone a beavrage doesnt mean ur entitled 2 sum ass!(this applies 2 male & female) 3 Ladies(only applies 2 big women) STOP!!!! Wearing ur lil sister,cusin,niece or just #### u know dont fit ur ass!(NOT PRETTY ON DA EYES THERES SOMETHING CALLED 2 MUCH SKIN DAMMIT!) 4 Dont go 2 da same spot with ur significant other if u dont have da mental capacity 2 deal with real playas coming at yo u dig(STRICKLY 4 DA HATERADE TYPE U KNOW WHO U ARE!!!) 5 Dont get geeked if someone bumps u or steps on ur kicks!(ITS A CLUB GET OVER IT,HOW WOULD U FEEL IF DA SPOT EMPTY DOUCHBAG!) 6 Just because someone offers ur significant other a dance or drink doesnt give u da right 2 flipp da #### out !(C RULE #4 IF HAVING THESE PROBLEMS) 7 Quit with the pickup lines expecially wit the one u bit from the fresh prince and playboy inserts!(THE #### TIRED & IT DONT WORK,NEVER HAS BE U, NO1 ELSE,ITS CALLED ORIGINALITY!) 8 For every 10 people that turn u down 1 will say yes,theres someone 4 everyone i hear.(PERSONALLY I DONT HAVE THIS PROBLEM BUT IVE BEEN INFORMED THERE ARE SOME LAMES OUT THERE IM HERE 2 HELP YALL) 9 Drunks: STOP denying that ur fuked up if everybody sayin it u most likley are(UNLESS UR 1 OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINKS UR RIGHT & DA REST OF DA WORLD IZ WRONG,IDIOT.) call it a nite so we dont have 2 babysit ur grown ass. 10 TREAT DA NEXT MUTHAFUCKA DA WAY U WISH 2 B TREATED(THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST RULE FOLLOW IT)!!!! #### COMES BACK 2 UR ASS 10FOLD THAT AINT NO LIE FOLKS