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Taking New England and NY by storm is no other then Dallas, Tx's very own. Darren Norton. Born the 2nd oldest of 5 brothers and 1 sister. To an Indian lady (Old Squaw Shit in the Bucket) and a Scottish, traveling "cure all" salesman (to be named later). Darren's stent as "the baby" didnt last long. After several failed attempts at "eliminating" his younger siblings to regain the control for love of mommy and daddy. Darren decided that a life of comedy was the best answer. This was difinately the way to his parents hearts. Soon, not to the happiness of his siblings, he was a master in the art of facial flatulence. Time spent in the Marines to get away from his fathers discipline, and becoming a rodeo bull rider and bull fighter, just to get chicks. Darren's travels only strengthened his humor towrds life and all the awful things that took place during it. The summer of 2006 is when he decided to make his comedic move to the wonderful nutmeg state known as Connecticut. Darren can be seen in venues all over New England and NY. His off color humor ranges from the gay grizzley man. To the reason he had to quit crack cocaine because of the bad taste of cock it left in his mouth. His sense of humor isnt for everyone. But then, he doesnt like most people. You can also check me out on myspace.com/darrennorton1