Dealing with the government
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and
talked with the old farmer ----
"I need to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said "You better not go in that field."
The Ag representative said in a superior tone, "I have the authority of
the U.S. Government with me. See this card?
It says I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."
So the old farmer said, Suit yourself and went about his chores.
Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Department of
Agriculture rep running for the fence.
Close behind was the farmer's prize bull.
The bull was madder than a nest of hornets and was gaining at every
step.
The Old farmer called out:
"Show him your card! Show him your card!"
