Subject: Difference between a Republican and a Democrat
Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.
Fred, the Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
Hillary the Democrat was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.
Now, do you understand the difference?
