On Limericks
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So rarely are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
Man from Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it!"
Man from Alsass
There once was a man from Alsass
Who had balls made out of brass
He rubbed them together
In stormy weather
And lightning shot out of his ass!
Woman from Wheeling
There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who got a funny feeling
So she laid on her back,
Spread open her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
Clinton and Her
Clinton just had to meet her;
He thought that no one was sweeter.
They had sex on the phone,
And when they were alone,
They played games like "Swallow the Leader".
Superman and Lois
As a kid, when we rode on the bus,
Deep questions we'd often discuss:
"Would it come off divine,
Or just blow out her spine,
If Superman did it with Lois?"
Internet Romance
On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type
With their hand stuck down into their pants.
Father Borr
Father Borr said, "Indulgence and fun
I abhor," but cloaked truth in pun.
"I am sober, and choose
To abstain from all booze.
As for pleasures of sex, I have nun."
Fellow from Kent
There was a young fellow from Kent
His peter was so long that it bent
So, to save himself trouble
He always folded it double
And instead of coming, he went.
Girl from Cape Cod
There was a young girl from Cape Cod
Who thought all good things came from God
But it wasn't the Almighty
That lifted her nighty
'Twas Roger the lodger, by Gawd!
