"Yeah, my wife and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible.
I'm a Gemini and she's an asshole."
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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For Sale
Wedding dress, size 12.
Worn once by mistake
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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