One day a father gets out of work and on
his way home he suddenly remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do
you mean, sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks:
"It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes,
sighs, and answers: "Sir...,Divorced
Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's
House, Ken's Harley, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...one
of Ken's Friends.
