Don't eat chicken sandwiches,
no matter what!!!.....
A little boy and a little girl attended
the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to
eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought
chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and
fifth grades, until one day he noticed
that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey,
how come you're not eating chicken,
don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop
eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said
"Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers
down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said,
"That's right.
You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches
until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl,
"I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches,
I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled
down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God,
it's too late for you! You've already
got the neck and the gizzards!!!
Haha... Have a great day everyone :)
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