Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died.
He decided that he wanted a woman to enjoy and share his new fortune with.
One evening he went to a singles bar.
He spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
He approached her. "My name is Dan", he said introducing himself.
"Hello. I am Mary", she replied extending her hand.
"I may look like just an ordinary man", Dan said.
"But in just a week or two, my father will die and I will inherit 20 million dollars".
Mary went home with Dan that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men. :-)
